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For Immediate Release
"Yesterday's Tomorrow is Today" is the slogan for the Utah Stixx Boyzz Football Club for the 2001 season as announce by Stixx Boyzz Marketing Director Allen "Big Al" Garrett.
When this slogan was announced to the teams board of directors "Oh Al!" was all that was heard and we new it would be an immediate hit with the local fans team President / Owner Rex Prescott was quoted as saying.
In a related item it was also announced that
Applebee's Restaurant Chain and Snelgrove Ice Cream have signed on to be Corporate Partners with the Utah Stixx Boyzz. Both sponsors will provide exclusive concession rights at Garrison Field.
Applebee's is excited to be offering Kiwi Lemonade with free refills of Sprite to all the Stixx Boyzz fans at Garrison Field said a local representative of the national chain.
Snelgrove's Ice Cream will sell its world famous Good-day Ice Milk for the fans of the Stixx Boyzz. "Now Stixx Boyzz fans don't have to drive all the way to Pocatello for Ice Milk." Mr. Garret was quoted as saying. "I was trying to chase down the Swans guy for weeks to get him to sign this deal. I even called the office in Grand Junction for help but he never came by" Mr. Garret was also quoted as saying.
For Immediate Release
Utah Stixx Boyzz Fantasy Football Club
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Rivals off and on the field!
Kickoff of the SSL season is still over a month away but competition is already becoming intense. The West Jordan Worms, one of the SSL pending expansion franchises, are trying to lure Stixx Boyzz coach Felix.
"Felix has had a longstanding relationship with the Worms heirarchy, in fact members of the Worms ownership group helped Felix get an interview with the Stixx Boyzz." said an unnamed Worms official. Stixx Boyzz management countered with this terse statement "This team is not even in the league yet and they are trying to steal our coach, I don't think so."
Felix coached the Stixx Boyzz to a second place finish in his first season with the club and enthusiasm was high in the off season. "If Felix goes we will probably suck worse than out high school teams." said one anonymous fan.
Rumors swirled about Felix's 2001 assignment when he was spotted at a convenience store east south east of West Jordan buying a dozen worms. Does this mean he is going to the new franchise? SSL fans will have to wait and see.
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Charge!
The Utah Stixx Boyzz are saddened to announce the releasing of coach Felix from his contract as head coach of the Utah Stixx Boyzz Fantasy Football Club. "This action is due to Felix's off field conduct unbeacoming a Stixx Boyzz." Stixx Boyzz Managing General Partner Rex Prescott said.
West Jordan police arrested Felix late last week after he was found roaming the streets of a West Jordan neighborhood looking for packages from Eddie Bauer. When police searched Felix's car they found an undisclosed amount of clothing from Eddie Bauer, Gap along with Puppy dog shirts from Old Navy.
"This could not have come at a worst time for us. We are right in the middle of draft evaluations and getting ready for the season. We are a team of highly respected individuals. We want people who are of the highest moral character in our organization." Mr. Prescott said.
A search is on for a replacement coach for the Stixx Boyzz. Early candidates include Brent Musberger, Irv Cross, Jimmy "the Greek", and Lavell Edwards. When asked to comment on coaches. Mr. Prescott answered with a stern "No Comment!"
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Mid-Season Awards Announced
West Jordan, UT
November 9, 2001 -
Half of the Syssa Stars League Competition Committee met this week to determine Mid-Season awards.
"This is an opportunity for us to take a look at those players who are making a significant contribution to the highly successful season." Utah Stixx Boyzz owner/ general manager Rex Prescott said.
"This informal poll of Utah Stixx Boyzz owners will have no bearing on the end of the year awards which will be announce at the end of the year." Prescott also said.
League MVP - Jeff Garcia QB Idaho Desert Demons.
Garcia leds the league with 136 FP and a 19.4 FP per game average. He has thrown for 1706 yds and 16 TD's in leading the Desert Demons to a surprising tie for first place in the league.
Offensive Player of the Year - Brett Favre QB Pittsburgh Bisons.
Favre is having a year that most people are accustomed to but hasn't had in a few years. He has thrown for 1748 yds and 15 TD's.
Defensive Player of the Year - Michael Strahan DL Wisconsin Whippin Wizards.
Strahan has a league high 14 sacks this year. He also has 36 solo tackles.
Organization of the Year - Idaho Desert Demons
Andy Paules and Marvin Muckler have put together a team that has really come together. The were predicited to finish last in the Western Conference and now they are fighting to get atop the Syssa Stars League
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The Stixx Boyzz are Green with envy!
Greenhaven, UT
August 20, 2001
The Utah Stixx Boyzz held a press confernece today in the remote Utah County town of Greenhaven to introduce Tom Green as their new head coach. Managing General Partner Rex Prescott introduced Coach Green to the assembled press. In referring to Coach Green, Mr. Prescott said "We wanted a person with intelligence, integrity, and intensity in our organization. When we couldn't find anybody who fit that profile we decided to go with Tom Green." "Besides that he's my father and my uncle." Mr. Prescott was also qouted as saying.
Mr. Prescott said "Mr. Green has plenty of experience in working with lots of people. Fetch, he has seven wives and more than 30 children!" Coach Green's first two wives are expected to assume the duties of Offensive & Defensive Coordinators. The other five wives and children will round out the coaching staff. His children are also expected to join the Stixx Boyzz staff in other front office, groundkeeping, maintance and concessions responsibilities.
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